I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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