I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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