then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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