She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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