Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize