The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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