idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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