Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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