I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Shame - the story of my life.
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