matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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