He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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