Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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