Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm too high and old for this...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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