You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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