all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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