No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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