windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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