absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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