Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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