Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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