you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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