We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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