Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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