i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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