I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The power of my boobs compel you
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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