I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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