So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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