she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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