If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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