plz talk dirty to me
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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