Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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