i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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