I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize