Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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