i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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