have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
How does it feel to date your dad?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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