is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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