Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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