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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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