Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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