this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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