It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The adults are the big ones right?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
false alarm, still single
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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