You really coming over, don't trick.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize