just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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