I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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