that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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