did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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