now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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