Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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