Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I deserve this hangover.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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