Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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