OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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