i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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