discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
