If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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