sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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