is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
