One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
my liver is dry heaving
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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