I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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