I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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